The diary of a naughty house rabbit


My girlfriend Fifi Lapin

Sorry I havent blogged in a while, Ive been getting to know my new girlfriend Fifi!!

Lick!!


Am I fully grown?

I havent been weighed in a month and this morning I was weighed at 2.6kg, which was the exact same as last time!!! I cant beleive it – am I fully grown now? I am almost 8 months old….


I couldnt stand a thing

I woke up this morning and couldn’t stand a thing… you know how it is – time to decorate!!


I want to be an explorer!

I was wide-awake this morning when mum came to give me my breakfast, I wasn’t even bothered about eating – I just wanted to play!  I ran through my tube lots of times and then mum left me alone while she had her breakfast.  When she came back in the kitchen I tried to escape through the open door, but she was too quick for me, and pushed me back across the slippy floor so she could get through.

While she was upstairs getting ready I saw my chance to be mischievous, I was running around being silly and realised that the bottom of the cupboards wasn’t fixed on!  Wow… I pushed and pushed with all my strength and managed to knock one of the boards down!  I had lots of fun playing underneath the cupboards but it was very DIRTY! 

BUT then… Mum came and caught me and put the wood back in its proper place.  I got shouted at, but tried to knock them down again anyway.  Mum was in the way though, washing the pots and keeps sliding me across the floor with her foot!

I like playing games in the morning, and mum even gave me a treat for being a good boy.  Although she did seem quite eager to shut me away in my cage.  I heard her telling Daddy what I’d done, but he just laughed and called me a silly boy!

I think tonight I might try to do some climbing… I am an expert at getting on the top of the sofa now, and that’s where mum keeps her handbag – out of my reach!


I want a castle

Mummy had a Bunny magazine today, I cant didn’t read it, but I think it made her happy.  She gave me lots of love and a big brush earlier.  I enjoyed it so much I was cleaning mummy too. 

She then then showed me some pictures from websites and told me that we should try and persuade Daddy to buy me a castle.. its really really cool!

 

There is also a proper wooden bed which I wish Santa would of brought me, Mum says its £40 though which is expensive.  i need to stop chewing the wallpaper and show I can behave myself first.

I will try my hardest.


I’m very spoilt

I love Christmas!! I got to play with lots of coloured paper which was fun!!  And I keep getting given these yoghurt drops that are yummy!! 

I’m allowed to play out in the house during the day too – something I’m not allowed to do usually, I’m staying up later and finding lots of ways to be naughty!  Daddy has had to put a tray upstairs now as I keep trying to get into their bedroom and am chewing the door frame.

 Mummy says she is going to ring the vets today, although I’m not sure what for….

 

 


Santa’s coming

Wow!!! Mummy says there is a man called Santa coming soon, and that I have to be a good boy or else I wont get any presents.  I didnt beleive her but he keeps leaving me little youghurt drops from what Mum calls an advent calendar.  Mum and Dad have one too, they dont share it though, I like LOTS of treats.

 Today one of Daddy’s friends came round to see me… Mummy picked me up to show the man my feet and they got more than they bargained for!  I was sleeping and having a racey dream – about girl bunny’s, and Daddy caught me…..

 Tonight Uncle Andrew is coming to meet me for the first time! I am looking forward to it – I hope he brings food.  If not I might show him how I can chew the walls!

 


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